asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(Source: potterm-alfoy)

gnarly:

my anaconda dont want none unless ur rich

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

kelleyelli asked:
y u down in the poo? no 1 is better than u #staytruuu

I lyke u

I want you to feel something when you hear my name.
poisuun (via poisuun)

What he was thinking

(Source: labyrinthing)

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"Basically we have two versions of this song; one was written just for us recording, that was when i played it for Miley and we realized if we changed the lyrics a little we could talk a lot about our story, share that our side and it can be done." - Nick Jonas

(Source: unitedforniley)